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Your life shines like a lemon in leaves. Your life speaks commandments through stone. Your life stands a sun dial for puzzled souls. Your li...

Good fairies gather around your name. Our wishes are burdens. Our wishes are gifts. We wish you everything— freckles and fame, rockets and r...

One day ice was falling over the land, One day ice was falling over the land, Over the iceburg land, And in there was an ice crazed man, An ...

I'm a grandmother too (says Ruby). That's my daughter Anastasia. She's old enough, she's grown up. She's got a baby and ...

If you catch on fire (says Ruby) you must stop, drop and roll on the ground. You stop your breakfast or whatever you're doing and roll o...

I've voted twice (says Ruby). The first time there were two people and I voted for the one in the red top. The second time there were th...

Where's the jacket (says Ruby)? Because it's due to get wet, because it's supposed to get wet. A jacket gets dry but clothes do...

The more you get sore legs (says Ruby) the more you get energy. But the problem is that if you get really bad walks, you can't walk. You...

The person who waves the arm (says Ruby, washing the maneki-neko) gets to wash the arm. If they be crumb-washed they can be new-all. It mean...

People come to Eyeshadow (says Ruby) to buy invisible monkeys that don't exist. And hopefully someone will buy the bad angry girl-hittin...

Tell you what, Granny (says Ruby) What say I write you a prescription for some medicine to stop you forgetting your friend is dead. You must...

I didn't have someone to play with today (says Ruby). But I was a bit happy because I didn't have to go in and out in and out out an...

I can't remember what I learned today (says Ruby). I've got nothing left to learn. I haven't learned anything from pieces of pap...

This says (says Ruby) that the Queen of human Wellington has died. That's awful. I'd better ring up the Government. Oh, hi. The Quee...

I'm a poor girl (says Ruby) because I've got a sore throat. Another poor thing is a monarch butterfly lying on the ground with one w...

I'm sorry I didn't bring my new toy, Dragon (says Ruby) but he had a panic attack. He lost his voice and it's far far away in th...

Dinosaur, dinosaur don't eat me. Eat someone else: I'm Grann-y.

If it's very very very hard (says Ruby) to figure yes or no that's your body's way of saying No.

Here's an ambulance (says Ruby). Will you fight with them please? They're going to steal my marry dress. Oh, they've wrecked my ...

Do you know (says Ruby) how we stop smelling bad smells? We roll around on the ground like this, and wiggle our hips. See? Do you know how w...